the getting into the

dr.jay&missdiana

website made easy information page

miss diana:

you didn't expect to be directed to a different page so quickly, did you?

dr. jay:

we're quick and our chief weapon is surprise. . . surprise and fear. . . fear and surprise . . .

miss diana:

wouldn't that be, our two weapons are fear and surprise . . .?

dr. jay:

and ruthless efficiency . . .

miss diana:

okay then, our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency . .

dr. jay:

and an almost fanatical devotion to chocolate . . .

miss diana:

so it's four weapons then . . .

dr. jay:

yes, our four . . . no . . . wait . . .

miss diana:

maybe what we should say is, among our weapons . . .

dr. jay:

how about: among our weaponry . . .

miss diana:

yes, i like that better, among our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise . . .

narrator:

we'll get back to their diliberation later.  in the meantime, since you seem to be having trouble getting into their website, let me offer my assistance. it's simple really.  all one needs to do is move one's mouse over the large funny symbol - it's called an ampersand - which is located just to the left of the middle of the very big symbols, which individually spell their names, you know, the really big and type thing you saw on the first page - and click.

first let's have a little practice.  we'll be using this inactive ampersand i've placed in the middle of this sentence.

ready?  now . . . click!  no! not here, in the sentence above.  there's no ampersand in this sentance . . . well, there is now, but disregard that ampersand and all the other ampersands in this sentence - well now you've made me make this a paragraph because of all the explaining i've had to do.  nevertheless, practice on the other ampersand in the sentence above this paragraph . . . wait.  now i'm confused.  let's start again.

okay?  now, let's practice using this inactive ampersand - not any of the other ampersands in any other sentence, just this one - i've placed in the middle of this sentence.

okay, now . . . click!

good!  now, once more . . . click!

very good!  now, if you feel ready, look down - at the bottom of this page - there you'll find an authentic large white ampersand symbol, located just to the left of the middle of the very big red   symbols - yes, the big ampersand you should've clicked on the first page - and click that big ampersand to enter their website.

now let's go back to their dialogue.

dr. jay:

we should tell them how significant it is that they've figured out how to get into our website.  we could begin by saying: your ingenuity will now be legendary.  you'll be judged a master massé.

miss diana:

isn't a massé a term used in billiards when a player strikes the cue ball off center, making it curve around one ball to hit another?

dr. jay:

oh . . . well, how about, you'll be called an illustrious genoa.

miss diana:

i think that's the large triangular sail on a racing yacht.

dr. jay:

how about . . . breathtakingly bromidic?

miss diana:

. . .

dr.jay&missdiana

© 2008 dr. jay & miss diana
         all rights reserved